Morons in the news 11/12/15

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You know you're marriage is off to a bad start when your bride takes offense to your waitress on your honeymoon.  Newlyweds spend their honeymoon night at a restaurant where the bride felt like the waitress was flirting with her new hubby.  Plus a shoplifter gets trapped on the roof of the store but requests special donuts from the police before surrendering.  Find out what the rest of today's morons are up to.