Today's collection of morons in the news features a few naked people. A rear admiral decided to take a naked stroll through the hotel after consuming a few too many cocktails. Fed-Ex delivers almost anything this time of year but the naked man driving one of their trucks is not one of them. Plus another moron attempting to break into a cab is caught on video and while wearing a sweatshirt with his name on it. Find out what the rest of the morons are up to.