AuthorMom Outnumbered

Hi!
My name is Kerri Green;
Wife to Justin, and mother to four highly entertaining daughters
-Alena, Chloe, Tessa, and Paige.
I am an artist, a writer, a daycare provider,
a lover of people, a believer that there is humor and beauty in all things,
and the author of Mom Outnumbered;
a blog about real family life, and my observations of it.
My goal is to make people laugh,
to be there for them when they cry,
and most importantly,
to let them know that they are not at all alone in this up and down world.
I live with my family in Sebastopol California, and I am opening the window into our life.
So welcome!
Come in.
Sit down.
Just please don’t mind the mysterious wet spots.

The House That Jack Built

If you guys even KNEW the level of absolute MAYHEM… Since last night we have been smelling an awful smell, and couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. We checked everywhere, we thought. It was to no avail. I take care of my infant...

Pumpkin Spice Mom

I love fall. Every year it’s like I get more desperate for its arrival. By the time it gets to September, I’m like, “I’m going to need a crisp leaf on my desk by 8am or else.” As a matter of fact, it’s the whole of the fall to winter season I love...

All Our Daughters

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Leave the Light On

Two weeks ago, to round out summer, my mom offered that, if I could come up with a cost-effective last-hurrah summer trip itinerary for me, her, and the girls, she would pay for it. The thought of this idea completely thrilled me. I had been dying...

When Summer’s Gone

We went on our annual Moms and kids camping trip last week. It’s been nearly a decade of that same exact thing. My friend Amanda and I load up our cars with a month worth of things and converge on the local KOA for three nights of campfire...

Orientation

We live in a one-bathroom home. Living here now are five people. It’s become commonplace to be sitting in my chair at the end of the day and to hear some form of “whose turn it is in there” squabble. Last night I could hear my youngest and my...

You’d Better Watch It

Every year, at least once, I get the wild hair to introduce my children to some kind of classic. This has taken on many forms, but is usually contained to movies or shows now, after the disastrous outcome of trying to make them all sit around my...

On Every Trail

I went for a walk with my daughter, Tessa, last night along the trail by our house. We’ve been trying to go every night, really hyping each other up to prioritize fitness this summer by telling each other what absolute rock stars we are, and how...

No End to the River

A few evenings ago, as dinner time neared, I got a text from my dear friend Amanda: “Tell me there have been some days this summer where Paige has looked at a screen until her eyes fall out. The kids have been busy, but today they have literally...

Brilliant White Flower

I have a friend that is bearing something heavy, and silent. It is the kind of thing she smiles through with her mouth, but that never quite leaves her face.   We appeared at each other’s doorsteps in the 80’s as gap-toothed children, and then...

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