AuthorMom Outnumbered

Hi!
My name is Kerri Green;
Wife to Justin, and mother to four highly entertaining daughters
-Alena, Chloe, Tessa, and Paige.
I am an artist, a writer, a daycare provider,
a lover of people, a believer that there is humor and beauty in all things,
and the author of Mom Outnumbered;
a blog about real family life, and my observations of it.
My goal is to make people laugh,
to be there for them when they cry,
and most importantly,
to let them know that they are not at all alone in this up and down world.
I live with my family in Sebastopol California, and I am opening the window into our life.
So welcome!
Come in.
Sit down.
Just please don’t mind the mysterious wet spots.

Swish

The following is written by a guest blogger. The opinions expressed here are those of the writer and do not reflect the opinions of Bob Lacey, Sheri Lynch or the Bob & Sheri show. I had been expecting her. My friend, Eliza showed up at my door...

Scary Mom

The following is written by a guest blogger. The opinions expressed here are those of the writer and do not reflect the opinions of Bob Lacey, Sheri Lynch or the Bob & Sheri show. The other night my friend texted me an S.O.S. She needed me to...

Texas Tea

The following is written by a guest blogger. The opinions expressed here are those of the writer and do not reflect the opinions of Bob Lacey, Sheri Lynch or the Bob & Sheri show. Today I sat across from my doctor, whom I had come to because of...

A Thing of Dreams

The following is written by a guest blogger. The opinions expressed here are those of the writer and do not reflect the opinions of Bob Lacey, Sheri Lynch or the Bob & Sheri show. I woke up with only a few minutes to get dressed and be out the...

The Winding Way

The following is written by a guest blogger. The opinions expressed here are those of the writer and do not reflect the opinions of Bob Lacey, Sheri Lynch or the Bob & Sheri show. My oldest daughter’s grandmother died yesterday. Grandmother on...

Grooves in the Grain

The following is written by a guest blogger. The opinions expressed here are those of the writer and do not reflect the opinions of Bob Lacey, Sheri Lynch or the Bob & Sheri show. We’ve been having some struggles with our middle daughter, Tessa...

Mother May I Just Skip May?

So here we are again in May; Long-time Nemesis of Motherhood Sanity. The month of last-minute science projects, and book reports, and jog-a-thons. Year-end party sign-up sheets stapled to suggestions for appropriate teacher appreciation day gifts...

Your Mustard Seed

This is for the tear wipers The band-aid smoothers The snack choppers For the guidance givers And the medicine measurers The insurance ID number knowers The beginning band concert goers This is for the science project gluers And the midnight...

Chickanique

My girls are on an overnight field trip. Every year the upper grades at their school dress as Russian settlers and go an hour up the coast to Fort Ross, CA, a Russian settler encampment, where they spend a couple of days living as those settlers did...

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