AuthorMom Outnumbered

Hi!
My name is Kerri Green;
Wife to Justin, and mother to four highly entertaining daughters
-Alena, Chloe, Tessa, and Paige.
I am an artist, a writer, a daycare provider,
a lover of people, a believer that there is humor and beauty in all things,
and the author of Mom Outnumbered;
a blog about real family life, and my observations of it.
My goal is to make people laugh,
to be there for them when they cry,
and most importantly,
to let them know that they are not at all alone in this up and down world.
I live with my family in Sebastopol California, and I am opening the window into our life.
So welcome!
Come in.
Sit down.
Just please don’t mind the mysterious wet spots.

Cutie Duty

My husband, Justin came to me this week with the most long-time-married Valentine thoughts ever. “So…..Do you want to go out for Valentine’s Day, or stay in for Valentine’s Day, or do nothing at all? Should we do something the day after...

Deathbed Dinners

I’m sick. Congested, body aches, watery eyes, and looking like I was dragged behind a runaway horse for a very rocky mile. I want my mom, but alas, she moved far away. I messaged her today to ask her to give me one reason why she couldn’t just hop...

The One

My baby turned seven yesterday, and seven feels extra old sounding when it’s the baby. Seven feels less chubby-cheeked, and much more knock-kneed. More grass-stained, and more wonky-toothed. Mothers know there is just something about the baby, when...

The Things That We Didn’t Want

My girls (and I) are obsessed with my daycare baby, Greyson. Greyson is 13 months old. His blonde head, fuzzy like a kiwi. His smile feels like it can stop time. I have watched him for about 9 months. I, therefore, feel I have put in enough work now...

Chew Your Chicken

My six year old hates eating dinner. Every night we gather around the table as a family, say grace, and then all buckle down to spend the next 45 minutes begging her to eat. It’s just what we do. It doesn’t matter what feast I have prepared. Be it...

Boxing Up

We took down the Christmas decorations this weekend. It was something I dragged my feet on a little. I’m not one of those people who can’t wait to rip it all down by December 26th. I like to draw good-feelings out. I have friends, completely lacking...

Where Shadows Lie

When I got up this morning I felt exactly the same. No sudden burst of newfound energy. No completely revolutionized children that no longer wake me up by fighting in the hall. I wasn’t suddenly more Jennifer Aniston, and less Rodney Dangerfield. It...

The Part Where You Let Go

I was writing the last sentence of my last blog  “After all, what fun would Christmas be without a surprise” when my phone was suddenly buzzing. My oldest, Alena, was face-timing me. It was 10:00. A 10:00 face time? This was about to be big. She and...

Fa-la-la-la-la and I Mean It

With less than a week left, it is my Christmas Go-Time. Time to get it all in while I can like some kind of Christmas Tradition Cookie Monster, just shoveling it all right in. Time to find the things, and bake the things, and wrap the things, and...

A Herd of White Elephants

I am not trying to be a pessimist this year or anything,but Justin doesn’t have the best track record with gifts. On our very first anniversary,I was fresh with the excitement and hope of a honeymooner as to what sparkly jewelry or keepsake...

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