Santa Claus loves everyone and so do I, but like Santa some people refuse to cooperate and be nice. Some people are just naughty and get on my last nerve. I have decided to share the top 6 worst offenders. I hope you enjoy. And from me, my family, and everyone on the show, I want to wish you and yours a Very Merry Christmas! God Bless You All.
The Naughty List
6.Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Accident Trial
This is ‘he said she said’ in its purest form. He says he heard a “blood-curdling” scream and was then hit in the back. She says, “Two skis came between my skis, forcing my legs apart, and then, there was a body pressing against me and there was a very strange, grunting noise. I thought, ‘Is this a practical joke? Is someone doing something perverted? This is really, really strange.'” I say, who gives a crap? Who has the time for this? Certainly Not Me!!!!
5.Fast X The Fast and Furious Franchise died years ago and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson brought it back to life. It should have been laid to rest after F9: The Fast Saga, but Vin Diesel had to prove he could do it without Johnson, he couldn’t, and didn’t. Now Johnson is coming back for part 2 in 2025, and they are threatening a part 3! Will this nightmare never end?
4.Croc Cowboy boots I am not a Croc person, if you are under 12 years old, I think they are cute. If you are a grown ass man at a NASCAR race and you are wearing Crocs that are the paint scheme and number of your favorite driver on them, there is something wrong. Now they have taken bad taste to a whole new level, plastic cowboy boots with fake stitching, and rubber spurs! This just solidifies my disdain for Crocs, but if you are a grown ass man and have to make a choice between the Crocs and wearing flipflops showing your naked feet and toes, go with the crocs.
3.Jada Pinkett Smith’s book Worthy there are some things you probably want to keep to yourself but if you are trying to sell a book, all bets are off! And Will, if you say you have been married over 25 years, but have been separated for the last 7 and she’s with another man, just how married are you?
2.Jim Carey’s Grinch is a travesty against the name and reputation of the actual real Grinch that Chuck Jones directed in 1966. I know he worked really hard but there was no joy in that movie. There is no heart. It is more scary than charming. They took 26 minutes of Christmas magic that was narrated by Boris Karloff and stretched it to 105 minutes of manic Jim Carry and the true meaning of the original Grinch gets lost in the filler.
1.Sandra a 75 year-old Bachelorette on The Golden Bachelor who on national television in Prime Time in front of God and everybody is shown leaning over on her left hip releasing gas for what was probably 12-15 seconds, but seemed like an eternity, during an on-screen interview. I have to assume that her children, grandchildren, friends, and everybody she knows saw her commit this heinous breach of etiquette. Was she mortified, and immediately said, excuse me? No, she calmly smiled and said, “what was the question.” I demand that she give back her Rose! I’m sure the contract she signed included a “Moral Turpitude” clause, and if that don’t qualify, I don’t know what does!!
Way to spread positive Christmas cheer. The Negativity Scene is abundant.
I adore you. Lamar and couldn’t agree with your list more. Needed some chuckles and this did the trick.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! So glad we get a bigger helping of Lamar!!