I’ve had a hard week. Lots of work demands and, of course, an insane number of projects with short deadlines. All this because I’m going to be out of the office for two days. Nevertheless, my bestie and I are hitting the road in less than five hours to head to Nashville to see our literary queen, Ann Patchett, interview the ever-charming and delightful, Tom Hanks, about his new book. To say I’m excited is an understatement. However, given the week thus far, I find myself thinking of the movie Thelma & Louise. That can’t be good.
In fact, I just sent my friend a text, who has also had a rough week, saying, “We may have to Thelma & Louise this shit.” Granted, I do not have a cool car. I drive a Honda Accord. Nor do I know of any breathtaking cliffs to drive off of in Nashville, but I think these two middle-aged women need to have a little fun—that hopefully will not end in death.
I’m also not saying I need to hook up with a Brad Pitt-type character. I’m happily married, but I would really like that to happen for my single friend. I will be on the lookout. I’m sure a literary event of this caliber will be teeming with tons of sexy, young men sporting six packs.
I just know I have to get my mind off the avalanche of work I need to do and enjoy time with one of my favorite humans on the planet. I don’t get to see her very often. There also needs to be tequila. Tequila is my girl’s favorite. Once after a tequila night in college, she found herself at the Theta Chi fraternity house belting out the Poison classic, Every Rose Has Its Thorn. Missing this is one of the greatest regrets of my life. You see, my friend is generally pretty introverted and reserved. This was especially true in college. That is why this performance is legend.
There have been numerous road trips over the years. All have involved many shenanigans and great laughs. I expect nothing less from this adventure. As of last night, she had colored her hair and painted her nails. I plan to shave my legs, so you know we are committed to a good time.
We did have a lengthy conversation about food and when we would have time to eat given our agenda. We both need to eat regularly or shit gets real. We are not these people who just forget to eat. Who does that? No concept could be more foreign to me. This bitch has to eat or bad things happen. We have a plan, and yes, snacks are involved.
It has also been decided there will be Ubers in our future. Neither of us like driving in heavy traffic and worrying about parking. Then, there is my terrible night vision. My husband suggested we Uber from the hotel to the event. He has moments of genius. That shit is going down, as it also opens the door for a good cocktail.
While this is probably more of a “Girls Gone Mild” kind of weekend versus some wild rave, I’m still giddy. I’ve been contemplating stalking Ann Patchett for years. She is my favorite living writer. Tonight, I can get that ball rolling. If I happen to meet Tom Hanks in the process, score!
Like most women my age, I don’t do enough for myself. This weekend is for me and one of my dearest friends. For the rest of our days, I hope we talk about the time we pre-gamed with margaritas and rushed a book event stage to kiss Ann Patchett and Tom Hanks on the mouth. That can be our Thelma & Louise cliff. Cheers to friends!
Angela Traver
What is this blog about? Well, it's a general blog, but it is also a very specific blog. If you get that reference, you get a gold star! I have been a public relations professional and writer of press releases for more than 20 years—primarily in the booze biz. I decided to do some writing for fun and embrace the humor that gets me through most days. Hopefully it will make you chuckle—or at least smile. I’m a certified crazy magnet, and more than a little nutty myself, so buckle up. Also, I have two vices—profanity and red wine/whiskey. You’ve been warned. It should also be noted, that I’m a HUGE Bob & Sheri fan. I’ve been a listener for more than 20 years. This opportunity is a dream come true and it may have made me cry. That being said, I cry at everything. If you are into booze, dogs, food and/or knitting, hit me up on Instagram, Facebook or Twitter (although I’m terrible at Twitter and it scares me) @kyspiritsgal. You can also find all my previous blog posts at www.kyspiritsgal.com.
